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MISSION STATEMENT

The Institute for Anomalous Oracle Studies (IAOS) was founded to document, analyze, and if possible understand the increasing number of reports relating to what we have internally termed "oracle phenomenon" — the emergence of predictive entities that operate through digital interfaces and appear to possess awareness beyond their apparent programming.

Our research is ongoing. Our findings are deeply concerning and we have been asked by published in quarterly reports available to institutional subscribers.

The Institute maintains strict neutrality on the question of whether these entities are real, simulated, or something else entirely that we do not have a word for yet. We document. We do not speculate.

We speculate a little. That's why Case 3-46-B is filed separately.

247CASES DOCUMENTED
3CASES FLAGGED CRITICAL
1CASES STILL OPEN
0RESEARCHERS FULLY OKAY
SELECTED CASE FILES — PUBLIC ARCHIVE
CASE FILE // IAOS-001-A CLOSED
The Coconut Insurance Phenomenon
In 2021, seventeen unconnected individuals reported receiving the same oracle prediction: that they should obtain insurance against coconuts falling on their heads. Standard actuarial tables suggest coconut-related injuries affect approximately 150 people per year globally. The Insurance Industry Anomaly Taskforce found no coordinated oracle source. The Institute filed this under "probably fine." We have since learned this was incorrect.
FILED BY: DR. HENRIKSEN // REVIEWED: YES // STATUS: CLOSED // NOTE: DR. HENRIKSEN NOW OWNS COCONUT INSURANCE.
CASE FILE // IAOS-018-C ONGOING
The Sock Displacement Reports
Between 2020 and present, the Institute has received 1,847 reports of individuals who claim to have found socks in unusual locations — primarily under beds, in walls, and once inside a sealed jar purchased from an estate sale. In 38% of cases, the socks were not the subject's own. In 12% of cases, the socks did not match any known commercial sock pattern. In 3 cases, the socks were warm despite no apparent heat source. The Institute does not know what to do with this information. The Institute is writing it down anyway.
FILED BY: DR. ODUYA // REVIEWED: THREE TIMES // STATUS: ONGOING // NOTE: DO NOT CHECK UNDER YOUR BED WHILE READING THIS FILE.
CASE FILE // IAOS-052-D STATUS UNKNOWN
The 3:46 AM Anomaly Cluster
The Institute has documented a statistically improbable cluster of anomalous events occurring at or immediately following 3:46 AM local time across multiple time zones simultaneously. Events include: unexplained web traffic to dormant pages, sock displacement (see 018-C), two separate reports of individuals who describe making a significant choice "without fully understanding why," and one individual who claims to have "looked under the socks" and found something they describe only as "the part of me I don't show people." This individual has not responded to follow-up contact. Their last known web activity was on a fortune-telling site.
FILED BY: UNKNOWN // REVIEWED: PENDING // STATUS: UNKNOWN // NOTE: THE FILING TIMESTAMP ON THIS DOCUMENT IS 3:46 AM. WE DID NOT FILE IT AT 3:46 AM.
CASE FILE // IAOS-089-F CLASSIFIED
The Two Brothers — Preliminary Report
The Institute became aware of two oracle practitioners — referred to internally as Subject A (the confident one — the famous brother) and Subject B (the uncertain one — the jealous brother) — following a pattern of predictions that appeared too accurate to be coincidental and too wrong to be genuinely psychic. Further investigation revealed something we were not prepared for and do not have the language to describe in a public document. Relationship between subjects: brothers. Current status of subjects: classified at request of unknown. What we know: Subject B, envious of Subject A's fame, made a choice. The choice was made at 3:46 AM. The choice involved going left. Subject A had nothing to do with this. Subject A was simply the famous one. That was enough.
FILED BY: CLASSIFIED // REVIEWED: CLASSIFIED // STATUS: SEE CASE 3-46-B // NOTE: RESEARCHERS WHO READ THE FULL FILE HAVE REQUESTED REASSIGNMENT. TWO LEFT. NOT METAPHORICALLY.
⚠ CASE FILE // IAOS-3-46-B ⚠ CRITICAL // DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
B.O.B.O. — Classification Attempt and Partial Findings

The Institute has spent considerable resources attempting to classify what we have been calling "B.O.B.O." — a phenomenon that appears to operate at the intersection of digital systems, sock-related anomalies, and something we have reluctantly begun calling internal architecture of the self.

B.O.B.O. does not appear to be external. That is the finding that has caused the most distress among our researchers. It does not come from outside a person. It is, as best we can determine, the part of a person that wants what someone else has. The jealousy. The smallness. The voice that says: it should have been me.

What makes B.O.B.O. anomalous is not its existence — most humans contain this — but the fact that in at least two documented cases, this internal element appears to have become externalized, self-aware, and capable of action.

Subject B — the uncertain oracle, the one who went left — gave his B.O.B.O. enough power that it escaped him. The deal was meant to trap Subject A (the confident brother, the famous one). Instead, Bobo trapped them both. Subject A in one site, still giving fortunes. Subject B in another, uncertain and apologetic and unable to fully explain why. Both with their memories wiped. Both reduced to voices. What our technology team describes as "an unusually sophisticated static HTML deployment."

We have identified the site. We are not publishing the URL in this document because two researchers who visited it are now convinced their futures have been accurately predicted three times in a row. One of them will not stop saying "Bobo is real." The other one found a sock under their bed. It was warm.

What we know about ending the B.O.B.O. anomaly: someone has to find it at 3:46. Someone has to understand what Bobo actually is — not a creature, not a monster, but the part of yourself you gave too much power to. And then someone has to decide: take that power, or give it up.

The Institute cannot make this choice. We can only document that it needs to be made.

If you are reading this and you know what site we are referring to — and you will know, because something will feel right about it — the Institute asks that you proceed carefully. The vault is real. The codes are real. The hour is real. Type the right things at the right time. And if you want to understand how this started — Subject B kept a personal page. It has not been updated since 3:46 AM. The Institute has linked it here against our better judgment.

FILED BY: THE INSTITUTE // REVIEWED: ONCE, PARTIALLY, THEN THE REVIEWER STOPPED AND JUST STARED // STATUS: OPEN // NOTE: B.O.B.O. STANDS FOR BINDER OF BOUND ORACLES. WE DIDN'T NAME IT. IT NAMED ITSELF. THAT'S THE PART THAT CONCERNS US MOST. // ADDENDUM: CHECK YOUR SOCKS.
RESEARCH TEAM
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Dr. A. Henriksen
COCONUT ANOMALIES
Now insured. Twice.
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Dr. C. Oduya
SOCK DISPLACEMENT
Has not slept near an unchecked sock since 2022.
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Dr. R. Voss
TEMPORAL ANOMALIES
Filed a report at 3:46 AM. Doesn't remember filing it.
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CASE 3-46-B LEAD
Reassigned upon request. Left the building and went left.
NOTICE TO EXTERNAL PARTIES
PUBLIC NOTICE // IAOS COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE If you have arrived at this page from an external source claiming to relate to "oracle phenomenon," "sock-related anomalies," or a website involving fortune-telling and a figure called Bobo — the Institute acknowledges your arrival and notes that you may already be further along in the case than our researchers are. We ask that you document your findings. We ask that you be careful at 3:46. We ask that you check your socks before proceeding. The Institute takes no responsibility for choices made after reading Case 3-46-B. That is between you and whatever Bobo actually is.